Yes I only speak for myself and don't hold anything I say against the other judges. Some of them are actually very nice people and I would hate for anyone to think they are as snotty as I am :D

In other news, our friend the Scourge linked me! I watched in complete fascination has I received a whole two (2!) hits off of that diaryland king. To have two hits tossed my way by that wonderful person makes me want to cream on myself in sexual ecstasy. But then Scourge called me a man. I cry, I cry all night long. Is my nickname not feminine enough? I am woman, Scourgey baby.

That's three posts in a row! I think I exceeded my limit for awhile :/

I did live Pischy until she kicked me out for saying Tomb Raider sucks...oh the humanity!

Okay one more try....
Ya know, you tell one contestant that they do not know what they are talking about and suddenly it's WWIII :D

I am only going to say this one last time, so read it slowly and carefully and look up the big words in a dictionary if you have to. Don't make me go back and quote kids, it's a waste of my time. The comment was made in response to one post in which Alternamommy (in response to something Gingerbug said) inquired why the judges are not required to vote. Thereafter, several other comments were made in agreeance to this statement. Obviously at that point in time, no one knew about the required voting rule. Now you know, but that doesn't make time go backward and make you an expert in the field of judge voting for all time. Okay?

Was it rather rude of me to make that comment?¡¡Of course, I was feeling rather sassy at the time, especially after being told that "the judges" were £¢not doing the job£¢¡¡when I go out of my way to do this job.¡¡I have voted in every IC despite being in a third world country where I have to sit in a freezing cold internet cafe for an hour or two to read IC entries just so there will be one more vote and hence, less whining to the lovely Meg£®So I am not going to apologize for it but feel free to keep being insulted by it :D It was only directed towards people making comments on the judges voting requirements, if you didn't make that comment then you shouldn't be insulted. So dry your eyes, cheer up! Everything's gonna be alright! All you need is love!

Kine, I think only ONE judge (me) asked not to be grouped in with other judges, and there you are grouping in all the judges as saying "don't group me in with all the judges." Which makes your point a little invalid. Just a little.

This post may look like shit because this computer just went crazy Chinese on me :D Damn thing. It thinks I want to type in Chinese£®¡¡No damnit! £Î£ï¡¡£Éwant English. ENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGLIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

£Éhad such a nice sassy post just for Kinetix, I know how much he likes them. but this computer is crazy and I just can't dick with it anymore.

Uber, come on! Scourge is one of the most kick ass Transformers ever. Ok, I think it was Scourge, now I'm not sure.

Pisch, why would I be running away from your house? And no, that wasn't me peeking in your windows.

Jen, my full house beats your jack of spades. I win again!

Anyways, it's the weekend. Go out and have some fun. Or, if you have to work on the weekend, HA HA! to you! :D

Wait, I might have to work this weekend. DAMNIT!

Mike (racer96)

As far as judges missing votes, it's always been a problem, even back in the very beginning. DL-Survivor 1 was supposed to have 13 judges, one for every contestant, but the second immunity challenge only had eight votes, although thereafter the tally bobbed up to 9 or 10 for the rest of the game.

Meg would frequently leave the polls open longer so stragglers could come in and vote, but what else could she do besides going to their houses and dragging them out by their earlobes? I think it's a case of people making commitments that they couldn't follow through on - in previous contests we've had contestants drop out of sight, too.

In this instance it seems to be a case of some judges waiting to the Last Minute to vote (something I tend to do myself) and then discovering at the Last Minute that 1) they can't get home in time, 2) their computer doesn't work, 3) their internet connection is on the Fritz, or some problem like that. I think at least two of the non-voters, besides Pischina, had some variation of the above happen to them.

Hey Raw, I'm in on that, but only if I get a pink fluffy hammer, too!!

Kinetix, I know not everyone has the same level of excuse that Pischina has. I'm just saying--shit happens, and sometimes it keeps you from getting where you need to be when you need to be there. I agree that it sucks that there were seven missing judge votes from the last IC--NO argument there. I thought it sucked when I was a contestant, and I vowed to vote when I became a judge, and I've followed through on that. But I also think that the people who didn't vote have either stated their reasons for not voting (and those that have been voiced are valid reasons), or been removed from the judging. And that I think is fair.

Call a spade a spade, but don't call a jack a spade and not expect someone to point it out.

WAHOOOO!
I managed to figure out Yahoo all by myself!
My new email, according to them, heh, is pischina_1 at yahoo.com.
(NO SPAM! hahahaha)
Anyway, thank you so much Telutci, and everyone else!
Someone send me something to test it, hee hee, but I probably won't be back on the computer until possibly late tonight.
Happy Weekend to you all!!

Pischina: I freed up an account for you, and someone swooped in and grabbed it before you replied. I swear, I could make money off this ihateyahoo thing if I wanted to. Anyway, I'm pretty sure we can get your pacbell mail through a webmail account. How in the world are we gonna get the info to you without mail, though? If you say "yes" to me, I'll free an account for you at http://mail.ihateyahoo.com. You can go there, sign in, and open the free account on your own in about a minute. Then I'll email you the step-by-step steps for getting to your pop mail. So let me know. Good luck!

Damn Dingos!!!!!
But actually, they did return my piano 24 hours later, so the piano is now safe again.

Kinetix, I know you and the other Survivors blew up my house, I told you I'M SORRY about poking you with my electric stick, but you guys didn't have to throw it in my bathtub, JEEEEZ.

On the other hand, Mike seems to know an awful lot about running away after lighting fuses, Mike, was that you I saw running from my house last week???

Re: email, I had a PacBell.net account. I don't know my isp or pop thingie or anything else. If anyone can help me that would be wonderful. Any other email would be wonderful too, I just only have about 1/2 hour of computer time a day. When we find a new home though, I'll have my email back again. Email me with any info.... oh wait, never mind.

And last: I want to be Alliance Member #13!!!!

Okay, kids--so the contestants are rumbling about the whole voting issue again. If it makes y'all happy, know that 17--yes, that's SEVENTEEN--votes have already been cast in the latest IC vote. I'm not sure what our total number of judges is these days, but I don't think that's anything to sneeze at.

Oh, and contestants--just like with the IC entries, the judges are out after two non-votes IF they don't talk to Meg first. But you know, extenuating circumstances happen. Like a house burning down. Not much you can do about that.

Unless you guys want to build Pischina a new house?

I was just thinking about what a lame ass name "Scourge" is. The scourge of what? The playground? This guy probably has an Instant Message name like "DarkGod666" or something like that. Clearly he lacks the panache to pick a name as classy as "Uberhamster."

That Scourge person kinda sounds like me. But, it's not me. Honest. Or, maybe it is. Muahahahaha (please note, that scourge has an entry about racing, oh how the plot thickens.)

Jenistar, perhaps outwardly, your coworkers aren't celebrating the hallowe'en spirit, but maybe they're secretly wearing orange and black underwear. I know that I went around all day asking people if they were wearing theme underwear. Oh yes, my day was full of laughs.

Pisch, many people have already offered their services in the whole email thing. You can also try www.mail2web.com , as they offer the service to check email. Or, if you'd like, I could set up an email account for you with one of my domains.

Ladee, you are such a tease.

Contestants, you are confusing my brain. I will be submitting a bill to you all soon, for the repairs that will be necessary to my head.

Hope everyone's having a good Hallowe'en. And remember, whenever you light the fuse, don't bother counting to 3, just throw that sucker as fast as possible. (I speak from experience)

Mike (racer96)

Actually there IS a Judges alliance. Me and my cohorts are going to vote off Erin if it's the last thing we do. Our motto: NO FAKE BOOBAGE!

Pischina, I will gladly, happily set you up with a webmail account at ihateyahoo.com, where you can also access any other pop-mail accounts you might have. Let me know if you want it. It's ad-free and pretty fast for webmail.

Dear members #2- After careful consideration I've decided that the Judges Alliance is not a project that should continue in the blog. We shall disband and desist in this banter as it is useless to the cause. Let us be examples for others who look to us. Signed, the former #1.

member #2 - Shut up.
member #2- I agree.
member #2- Jonny can be your ISP.
member #2- ISP doesn't stand for I Speak Portuguese, perv.
member #2- I call dibbs on member #2. Not that #2, the other #2.
member #2- I said shut up.
member #2- I do not agree.
member #2- Maybe the dingos ate you piano.
member #2- Your face will freeze like that. I recommend that you stop.
member #2- A moment of silence for Run DMC, my peeps. Let's keep it real.
member #2- That is my cheese. Stop moving it.
member #2- I apologize for telling you to shut up. That wasn't nice. I'm sorry.
member #2- Be quiet.

I would like to announce that I have started a Judges Alliance. I am member #1. All of you are member #2. You are all part of my alliance. I am sorry. Even if you want no part of it, I am making it so, for I am member #1.. no matter what Mattu may say. Communism shall work not only on paper, but also on screen, dammit. If you do not want to be part of my Judges Alliance, that is too bad. I'm sorry this is just the way it must be. You will all still be allowed to vote the way you choose be it with a box, a fox, or green eggs and ham. In fact everything will remain the same, except you will all be known as #2.

pischina - if you have internet access you should be able to get to certain e-mail accounts. who is your ISP? maybe i can help. just e-mail it to me. heh. also, i saw some chick playing piano in the back of a truck. or that may have been a vanessa carlton video.

i can't decide for whom to vote. i think the tie breaker will be to the benefit of the contestant that signed my guestbook saying i was his favorite judge.

I'm very happy to say I did get a chance to vote - with extreme speed-reading involved, but I did a good job.

Also, I do not have email right now (unless anyone knows how I can get my Outlook email without my home computer?), but I just figured out how to get back into the Yahoo Judges Group (may seem easy, but I'm a computer ignoramus, so please excuse me, heh) and ANYWAY, I just saw a few very kind messages from you all and I wanted to say thank you very very much.

So that was a very long run-on sentence...

Anyway, yeah, you can email Mocksie to get my address if you like, but don't send me any email because I just can't get it. I'm glad I can at least talk to people through the blogs!
:-(
Wah Wah Wah...

So ends my whining for today.
P.S. Has anyone seen my piano? The piano movers picked it up last night at 6pm and it still hasn't arrived at its destination 5 miles away....

I've already voted...just wanted to make sure everybody knew that. They were alot of fun to read. Kudos all around to the contestants!

Uberhamster if you really wanted to keep Sinnamon all to yourself, you'd have dibbsed her in my celebrity dibs list. But you haven't. I'm starting to wonder...do you really care for her at all?

Pischy - Same thing goes for you with Jonny.

Jenistar - Thanks for reminding me - I should get out and buy Thing 1 a halloween costume. Nothing says "Good parenting" like procrastinating. Remember that. So much for my halloween spirit - we didn't even carve jack-o-lanterns this year!

Okay now, if I can stop giggling about Mike being a bad ass (!) then I'll have to get myself over to this scourge diary and see what the fuss is. At least it's publicity, right?

Makes me wonder if Scourge maybe had another diary, applied to be in the contest and wasn't accepted as a contestant. That's an awful lot of anger over something in which his involvement is entirely optional...

I wanted to congratulate the contestants on excellent IC entries this week! I've been looking forward to seeing what you'd all do with the topic since it was first suggested, and you didn't disappoint. It was hard to choose ONE to vote for (but I did, in fact, cast my vote). Kudos, too, for keeping it to yourselves until Meg posted the info on the site.

In other news, I wore my Halloween jack-o'-lantern jester hat and my Devil Tigger socks and my sparkle witchy shirt to work today. No one else even remotely got in the spirit. I hate that.

Hmm I dunno, at least Simon had a little bit of crediblity working on his side since he did help judge the other contest in England. Scourge is just wiping his ass with his diary because he thinks it smells good and it's "controversial." You know, he's the only person that speaks the truth, just like all those other people who are the only people speaking the truth. And you know us, WE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, US NON-TRUTHHANDLING BASTARDS!

This diary is what? Five entries old and his first controversial topic is DS4? I just can't handle how preceptive he is about important world issues!

Although, how did he ever figure out that I am madly in love LW and had intended for her to win DS4 so that I could woo her into my bedroom? I'll never know, I thought I had been so discreet.

Pischy I would never touch your man, but I saw you pinch Uber's ass the other day and that's just wrong. You are so dirty!

Help! Everyone is trying to have sex with my girlfriend! Why's the planet have to be so damn big????

About the contestant's blog, all I can say is I'm glad that none of them have nuclear bombs. However, somebody did point me at this:

http://scourge.diaryland.com/dsurvivor4.html.

...which seems to be an entry from the secret diary of American Idol judge Simon! Apparently he doesn't think too much of us judges, but he also seems to think his uninformed opinion counts for something, so he could be wrong about that, too.

Kit, yep, I'm a real baaaaaaad ass. That's me. Totally. Stop giggling.

Jonny, I can't figure out who I'm talking to half the time either. Of course, when I'm talking to myself about 80% of the time, well, this math equation is becoming head hurting. (Oh, and I liked Proty, at least I think that's what his name was, the little blob dude/pet of chameleon boy.)

Just because I know how other judges are voting, doesn't mean that I will be changing how I vote. I rule! My vote makes a difference! Plus, I can be bribed! (Contestants, please note that last one!) :D

Damnit, I thought I had more to say, but, now, I've run out of steam. How sad.

Mike (racer96)

Hey!
KLo you leave my Jonny alone!
Sinny, I'll kick your ass if you touch him!
I'm VERY grouchy these days, now leave my men alone!
Or I'll dig my Electric Stick out from the rubble and zap you all with it!

Jonny - I'm Kit (me - K. Lo.) Mike has his own little name for me. Isn't that cute? And my ass? Pretty easy to see a small ass when you can see no ass at all! Sinnamon may be right, though, bulbous could be in reference to our boobs. (Don't go there). Did you find a way to waste your day yet? I beaded and went out to lunch with friends and walked through a make-shift art gallery...day is over. And my, very exciting, don't you think?

Pischy - Thanks for the answer. I'll be filing it away for future reference.

Mariel - Sorry that I had you confused with confruzzled. I wouldn't be so confused if you were to update your diary! And it was me that you voted out with your mom's advice. You told me so. I thought it was pretty damned funny (and ironic, me being a mom and all)

Sinnamon - How about I send you Jonny for the hot sex and you can pay him with porcelain beads? He can then give them to me because he should.

I'm loving the secret agent talk over at the contestant's blog. I don't get it - but that's why I love it. No one expects me to get it. How easy is that?!

Hey Jonathan, Ms. M called you a hottie! She's buttering you up!

Not that you aren't, of course. I'm just sayin'.

Pischina, sending all sorts of good vibes your way!!!

KLo, at first I thought you were asking me for my WAIST size, and I'm like, uh, NO I'm not posting my waist size on the internet!!!
But then, Oh.
So, no measuring tape around, but I wrapped the top of an 8x11 paper around it with an inch to spare. So I guess around 7-1/2 or around there, no bigger.
Jonny, hook up my cable when I find a new home and I'm yours forever.

And I'm hoping I'll have time to read the IC's this week, so if I'm lucky I'll get to judge this time!
My lucky streak is about to kick in soon, right?

oh, and mike, i know you want to know how we are all voting, but hopefully that doesn't change the way you're voting. one of the benefits of having twenty, okay thirteen, judges is that they each bring their own set of standards and such. we need your strict hardline to the challenges to balance out those of us that for crazy haiku writing ladies.

and i'm not feeling very pretty today, so meg and pisch, if you guys want to start fighting over me that would really help. having the self esteem of carrie on prom night is quite crippling for me sometimes.

you're confused by the contestants blog? i still don't know who mike is talking to half the time. who the heck is kit? call me when there are four contestants and three judges.

kathy and sinn - your asses look fine from my vantage point.

i think you should vote your favorite, kath. that way i can feel less guilty about voting for the guy with the legion of superheroes. i love those guys. although i wish sensor girl was around. she's cool.

i'm hungover and crabby and need to waste my day, anyone have any suggestions.

jonny (aka tvzero who's wants to work it, let me work it, put my thing down flip it and reverse it)

Okay, not only has the contestants' blog--er, alliance communique station--become rather confusing, it freezes my computer if I try to load it at home. Grr. Arrgh.

Buffy was a repeat last night. THis made me very cranky.

Sinn and K Lo, I don't think you're bulbous at all. All that fish has gotten to them over there.

That is all.

Oh, and Raw, hope your interview went well. Anything that lowers commuting time is a GOOD THING!!!

Matt...who ever heard of not waking someone up at 6 PM for the sex? Please! So I went to sleep at old people's time, old people CAN wake up you know.

I can't even remember why i feel asleep so early I think it had something to do with Adam keeping me up fighting. Probably. Most likely. Yeah that sounds exactly right.

Next time Matt, next time.... :D

K.Lo: I think by "bulbous" she means "very large, yet firmly breasted" because she would be right in that sense. The one armed thing though....I don't know what that means. As for beads, well, just liking me is not enough, I want some hot sweaty action and I ain't talking running after an ice cream truck! :D

Terrific. Now Magpie is calling me "crafty". That's just...that's...uh...that's...

Well hell's bells, she's dead on! I think Magpie should win!!! I'm only voting for Magpie from here on out. (Unless the other contestants come up with nice things to say about me, too)

Can I say that? Can I decide right now who I'm voting for from here on out and then announce it? Can I?

And yeah, Thing 2's grocery list was a secret message to the judges...

That they should send me treats for my bulbous ass!!!

Oh my Cod (fish theme)! Alternamommy just called me and my very adorable friend Sinnamon "bulbous".

Is she saying that we have fat asses? Doesn't that sound that way to you?!

Mike - You mean to tell me that those handcuffs were just part of a "game"? You are so naughty! And if you get a grasp on how I'm judging, will you please let me know? I have no idea. I just read their immunity challenges and I go, "Oh my...that one! I want that one!" My reasons why are unknown to me.

Sin - You know what? A friend of mine just got back from spending two weeks in China. You know what she bought for me? Porcelain beads! You know the blue on the white ones? Wow! That made me like her even more. Wouldn't it be great for you if I liked you even more? Uberhamster? Wouldn't you like me to like you more? Oh sure, I had to pay for the beads ... but she got me four very long strands for under $20.00. So - you two want to be my bead shopping friends?! Do ya? I'm in the market for some cloisonne ones. My, you sure are look fetching today!

Pischina - It's nice to see you about! What size is your wrist? Just wonderin'.

LadeeLeroy - I'm so glad to see that you're keeping yourself from getting lost in that limbo lounge...hanging out with low-lifes like us. I second what you say. All of it. Makes it easier for me - I don't have to do all that writing.

Yelnad - I like to be entertained, what can I say? I had to speak up to our lovely contestants and let them know that they were boring me! Now chocolate underwear, that excites me! I wish they'd talk about Mike wearing chocolate underwear!

Oh my. If Thor read this - he'd think I'd gone mad. (And then he'd run out and buy himself some chocolate underwear!)

Kit, I may be a mess, but I'm a mess with chocolate underwear. And, you're not under arrest, that was just role playing, remember?

Throcky, I didn't just serve up 16 pies, I did all of the judges as well. That was a whole lotta baking. :) And yes, I did deviate from the rules. So, I guess, if I was judging my own entry, I might have deducted some marks from it. I'm not trying to say that I think that deviation is horrible or something, I am just trying to get a better grasp on how everyone's minds work. :)

Sin, sure, you say you're in China, but, I thikn you're protesting just a little too much. You're hiding in my house, aren't you.

(Oh, and when I read that you shouldn't take Bill to the club, I thought that you were writing it as "never again should I" , *sigh* I confuse too easily. Stop confusing me!)

Pisch, When I first read about your "electric stick" I got a little bit jealous, and a little bit excited, but, then I realized that it's just no substitute for another human's touch. Oh, wait.

Yelnad, but, it could be reverse psychology! Or, reverse reverse psychology. I'm not sure. Double negatives and all that.

Ladee, how did you know about my love for jack asses (and not of the movie variety)? Again, I'm not trying to make anyone vote a certain way (honest) , I'm just trying to understand more, how others are voting.

Oh, and as far as alliances go, I agree that they're fair. There's nothing in the rules against it, and I even said before, that the best way to win a contest where you vote one another out, is with alliances. My thing with the alliance was, well, what's the point for this type of contest?

And keep writing in the blog, but, could you please put in paragraphs? For me? And my aging eyesight?

Now, where did I put my stick.

Mike (racer96)

PS How come no one has commented yet on my blatant self promotional hyperlink? I'm such a whore.

Blah Blah Blah. Sometimes I write too much. Blah blah blah. Pie hole not shutting. Sorry.

Hey. I haven't said anything in a while and, dang blang it all, isn't part of being a judge letting your mouth flaps go on auto pilot without any rhyme or reason? Well shit, lemme jump on this here wagon of fun and say a couple of things. 1) Pischina: Houses burning down suck. Condolences and support from me to you. 2) The contestant's blog has me smiling with a smug satisfaction. I personally am enjoying the present "alliance" messages and wish that DS3's clan had the same sort of flippant attitude... I don't care if there is an alliance or not, I'm entertained.... 3) The entire LoudWoman/GingerBug thing. Tip for GingerBug: Throwing more logs on a fire only guarantees that it will burn longer. I'd stop supplying the kindling and just decide to wear Bermuda shorts until the heat becomes tolerable. Bermuda shorts are always fashionable with the right accesories and attitude. Try them on for awhile at least, if you don't like the way they feel, I'd recommend getting some Neosporin as you and yours will continue to get burned. I'm not picking sides; I'm bored with the entire thing and hoping that we can move on to a more mature and entertaining scandal of sorts. Tip for LoudWoman: Hey, you're the one saying not to take things so seriously... so why are you taking things so seriously? I liked it better when you just made a snide remark and shrugged shit like comments in your guestbook off like they were yesterday's sweaty panties. When did you start turning yesterday's panties inside out to wear them again? Just wondering. Response isn't needed, but it's welcomed in a good ol' stick-poking-tapping-on-glass sort of way. 4) Mike: I totally agree with Throcky's posting below. Some of us actually prefer the view outside of the box.... and sometimes what's inside the box is actually more entertaining. It's kind of like watching "Let's Make A Deal" except we get to peek behind the doors to make sure that we don't get stuck bringing home a jack ass. Now, if you prefer jack asses, by all means, don't even consider what's behind Door #1 or 2 or 3, stick with your box, if that's what makes you feel comfortable. 5) This is point number 5. 6) I'd like to point out that the present viewer poll finds that alliances are fair. In your face, DS3! In your face, DS3! 7) Apologies for the last statement. I shall now melt slowly back into the shadows. sccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlup.

Well, for gosh sakes, don't TELL them that you're bored with their blog! That's what they want! If they bore us with drivel, we might actually leave them alone!!

Mike, I feel a whole lot better knowing it was the Survivors who blew up my house, instead of me just forgetting to unplug my electric stick.
;-)

Mike, stop trying to use your crazy Japanese ways to trick me! I am in China I AM!

BTW, Bill isn't here yet, so you OBVIOUSLY haven't been paying attention. Minus 2 points for you.

CMM, Oh come on, I thought you liked it when I made you cry :D

I'm with K.Lo, judges blog = far more interesting. But they need to save all their creative juices for their IC entries anyway.

PS sad about losing Scud, he was my almost sex buddy.

Actually, Mike, and I speak in GREAT JEST here, the IC you won WAS a deviation from the strict rules, as I recall. We had to write in the voice of another contestant and you wrote in EVERYONE'S voice. Meg Probst ordered a lemon pie and you gave her 16 pies. Is that gilding the lily, or is that still in the spirit of the game? I liked the fact that you made up so many lemon pies for that challenge, but technically you went beyond the strictness of the IC guideline. I thought that was CREATIVE; you were thinking outside the box that everyone else was in.

Mike - I'm sorry. I'm confused. You said that you won an immunity challenge and you think it was due to your creativeness? And then you dare to attempt to take alltherage's title away from him? I thought I was confused earlier but dude, you are a mess!!! ;)

I'm bored with the Contestants blog. Bored, bored, bored! It's because they're using numbers and legal jargon. I 'm not good with numbers and the law bores me. Unless I'm under arrest. If that's the case, I'm interested. Am I under arrest?

Firstly, the contestants are really scaring me now. I think we've poked them too much. Come to think of it, it really wasn't until Telutci introduced the electrical devices, did they become more mental. For shame Telutci, for shame!

As far as the whole legal concerns going on, I think that the Berne Convention does cover some of Gingerbug's concerns, and, does, therefore, mean that if she wishes, her work is not allowed to be publicized anywhere else.

But, I am a judge, and not a lawyer, so, don't quote me on that.

Sin, you say that you are in china, but, how do we know that for sure? How do we know that you're not just holed up in some chinatown part of america? Come on, fess up, you're just in Vancouver, aren't you. Damn you halfbreed! Damn you! :D

Pisch, I think maybe the contestants blew up your house. They can get really pissy about the whole voting thing, so, they got proactive about it. (Oh, I'm going to hell for that one)

Throcky, that's fine and dandy, but, then why give any guidelines at all? If you say to write a story about x, and everyone save one, writes a story about x, why is that one praised for writing about y?

And Alterna, I'm not trying to pick on you, really, because you did incorporate part of x into the story (in case you thought I was singling you out, I just want to know a little more about how other judges brains tinker)

Kit, I think that creativity was praised in DS3, I mean, I won one immunity challenge (after sleeping with all the judges, erm, well, threatening them that I'd sleep with them if they didn't vote for me) , I am the MOST TALENTED MOTHERFUCKER ON THE INTERNET. Wait, no, that's not me. But, he's back, kinda.

Meg, yes, you are going to hell. But that's ok, I've already booked us a room.

And Sin, come on, you've got your man with you now, and you're still trying to do some role playing action with CMM? Sheesh, insatiable.

Mike (racer96)

Kine - I am not defending the other judges who didn't vote. If I can vote from China, I don't see why they can't! But thanks for copying me it made me feel all mushy inside, imitation is so flattering!

CMM - I promise next survivor I'll play the role of the sweet and innocent judge okay? :D

Surely, I am going to hell now! I made 2, count em t-w-o, errors when sending the results for TC#3 out.
- First, I misspelled Council as 'counil'
- Second, I said that the contestant poll asked "which contestant should be voted out for Tribal Council # 2" - when in fact it was TC#3.
Throcky, I am such a bad student.

Pisch! Holy shit, definitely let us all know if you need anything.

Kinetix, I took a guess about the jealousy thing, it was almost like poking the dead thing with a stick, trying to see what would happen. Maybe I was wrong, maybe I am right, but the fact of the matter is you can't really prove whether or not all 6 people who voted LW off didn't have jealousy as ANY part of their motivation, not even a little bit. You might be able to get all 6 people to say it wasn't but I can say that I look like Madonna, doesn't mean it's the truth.

I can, however, with absolute certainly say that previous assumptions about the judges and required voting are wrong. Proving that someone, somewhere didn't know what they were talking about :D

CMM, I will have to be more specific about my posts so that you don't think all comments are directed towards all of you. I am aware that some of the contestants aren't even posting on the blogger very often. So I will try not to sound so general from now on. Better? :D

Anyone bitching about the judges not voting: well I kind of hope you feel like an ass now :D

Love and kisses,

Jaki